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Posted on May 8, 2013 via set phasers to fabulous. with 283 notes
Source: charliebartlett
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Posted on May 6, 2013 via there's no turning back from here. with 2,216 notes
Source: iamthevictim
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Every time one of these kids looks me in the eye and calls me coach, that’s how I know that I agreed to be a coach.
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Gazebo? More like “gazoiksbo!”
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Ron, I really made love to the pooch today.
“Screwed the pooch?”
We don’t have to use that term, so vulgar.
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April threw the smoked salmon on the roof.
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Why is my cup so tiny?
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Damn, girl, your hotness killed my raccoon!
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Two words I’ve put into every song I’ve sang: spread your wings and fly, and you deserve to be a champion.
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Didn’t even share with the dog!
